Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No room for weaklings here, only those who need it all. We're talking about website getting dirty and feeling every inch of the ride.
- Forget that boring stuff you’ve been doing.
- This where the real excitement is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, screaming experience.
It's not asking. We’re just offering you the deal.
Guys: Please Get down with me You know Right Tonight
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Delay around with Small talk, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Seriously! This Bunch of Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- Perhaps It's Time I Talk to My Landlord About This.
- For Real| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Go About My Day in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Fire this Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will have you sweating.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.